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My horoscope says:

Tell that person you love them. You know who we're talking about. Wait! No, not him! Stop you fool! * Your sudden sweet tooth is probably a sign of impending doom. * Romance is very definitely in the air...wait, that's doughnuts. * That favorite coworker of yours secretly hates you.

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