Holiday Party Excuse Generator.

Answer a few simple questions and you'll have an excuse that will either endear or enrage a prospective host.

Dear Host, I have no trace of regret that I will be unable to attend your snore-inducing soiree. i will be on vacation in Budapest, and thus unavailable for you to bore with your insiped palaver. Once the holidays are past , I hope to spend some time poring over partry photos and admiring everyone in their finery.

Please give my animosity to your party guests, and tell them I believe life's really dark moments never fail to build character. My best wishes for a truculent and tawdry holiday.

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