Willy Name Generator.

Every willy needs a name, but sometimes it's hard to find a name that will 'stand out.' Just click the shiny button until you find a name you like for your willy. Click as many times as you want, I guarantee you won't go blind.

I named my willy Commander Potent Sniper.

[ Willy Name Generator ]

Kanzler Generator.

The Kanzler - or chancellor - is the prime minister of Germany. This is a German site and rather out of date, but you can make funny random portraits, like these ones.


(thanks Barbara)

[ Kanzler Generator ]

Sick Clown Name Generator.

Some clowns are good and some are a little sick and wrong. Perhaps it's the rigors of the clown life. Or perhaps they were just born on the wrong side of Clown Town. If you've decided to slap on the makeup, pop on the nose, and unleash your inner clown on an unsuspecting world, we're here to help you get off on the right (giant) foot with a good, sick clown name.

My Sick Clown Name is Gutso Scabby Wrinkles.

[ Sick Clown Name Generator ]

Drug Name Generator.

Create a random drug name, like:

Syssolim, Cozonol, Solpreria, or Orazinta.

[ Drug Name Generator ]

Simpsons Character Generator.

To promote the launch of the first full-length Simpsons feature film, Burger King and Fox have created The Simpsonizer. Turn a photo of yourself into a Simpsons character. Use a closeup of your face with a minimum resolution of 640x480. Color only. Then follow the instructions.

Here's me as a Springfield resident.



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Postcard Generator.

Select a holiday scene, then upload a photo of your face and create a postcard of yourself as a lion-tamer, a spaceman, a toreador, etc. Then send it just like a real postcard, free of charge.

Here's me with my head to be bitten off.


(thanks m.c.)

[ Postcard Generator ]

Oakley Eyewear Generator.

Customize your own Oakley Eyewear. Choose a style, frame and lens color, and wether you want something etched in the glasses. I made this one and if you look closely, you can see Generator Blog etched inside.


(thanks hortig)

[ Oakley Eyewear Generator ]