Slogan Generator.

Terrible things mixed with popular commercial slogans. Click on Murphy (that's the guy pointing his finger) to generate a random slogan.

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Boing Boing Post Generator.

Have you ever found yourself checking Boing Boing every few minutes, in hopes that they've posted another story for you to read instead of doing work? Ever wanted to create your own entry into the internet's Directory of Wonderful Things? Well, you can't.

Fortunately, there's the Boing Boing Blog Post Generator to live out your dreams of Internet fame. Choose a story you'd like to create.


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Random Technobabble Generator.

Create some random technobabble, like:

* Synchronize the activation circuitry of the plasma injectors.
* Commander, will stabalizing the phase variance of the warp coil destabilize the strength of the plasma injectors?
* Increase the fluctuation of the disfunctional audio proccessor.

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Gnome Name Generator.

Is there a gnome sitting at the bottom of your garden? Does he look bored? Give him an identity! Give him a history and name your gnome with the Gnome Name Generator!

I named my gnome:
Norris the Musty Smelling Butcher of Tewkesbury

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Sketch Generator

Turn your photos into sketches with the Sketch Generator. Upload a photo from your hard drive, Flickr, MySpace, or Picasa account, and click on 'Continue.'

I turned a photo of my girl Maria into a sketch.



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Tattoo Back Generator.

Get a tattoo on your back with the Tattoo Back Generator.



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Monster Generator.

Do you want to unleash a beast on humanity? Struggling to design the creature? Let the Monster Generator create the concept, so that you can concentrate on stitching him or her together using the animal parts you found by the roadside.

I created The Terrifying Mentally Unstable Ballroom Dancing Toilet Monster.

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