Signbot Generator.

Write some text and click Generate Sign to make your own animated scrolling text LED sign to use on MySpace, as your forum sig or avatar, or anywhere else.



(thanks Zach)

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Chuck Norris Random Fact Generator

Chuck Norris Facts are an Internet phenomenon of satirical 'facts' about martial artist and actor Chuck Norris. The 'facts' tend to involve absurdly exaggerated claims of Norris' toughness, attitude, virility, and masculinity stated in an absurdly serious tone.

When Chuck Norris answers the phone, he just says 'Go.' This is not permission for you to begin speaking, it is your cue to start running for your life.

(thanks Dean)

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Mandelbrot Fractal Generator.

Explore the fashinating word of Fractals. Fractal is a term coined by doctor of mathematics Benoit Mandelbrot to refer to a structure bearing statistically similar details over a wide range of scales.



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Desktop Generator.

Try this free desktop generator to fit your mood and sense of style. If you hate cluttered desktops, you'll likely enjoy the customizable desktop backgrounds with sidebar themes. Widescreen and Standard resolutions for Vista, XP, Mac and Linux.

(thanks Harald)

[ Desktop Generator ]

'I Love...' Banner Generator.

Make your own 'I Love...' banner.



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Giallo Generator.

Giallo is an Italian 20th century genre of literature and film. It is closely related to the French fantastique genre, crime fiction, horror fiction and eroticism. The word giallo is Italian for 'yellow' and stems from the genre's origin in paperback novels with yellow covers.
Here's an example of a Giallo:

A Yellow Parrot in a Silver Casket - Directed by Matteo Bruni.

An aging spiritualist is found dead in a public park. An elderly woman seems to know a little too much about the crime; and ultimately she is caught in a deadly game of cat and mouse with a maniac.

(thanks Gab)

[ Giallo Generator ]

Police Car Image Generator.

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Benedict Says Generator.

Let Pope Benedict XVI, born Joseph Alois Ratzinger, and the 265th and current leader of the Roman Catholic Church, say anything you want.



[ Benedict Says Generator ]

Medical Drugs Prescription Generator.

(thanks Dave)

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Borat Says Generator.

Jagshemash! Make Borat say anything you want.



(thanks Yuriy)

[ Borat Says Generator ]

Warhol Generator.

The Warholizer was inspired by Andy Warhol's famous paintings of Marilyn Monroe. Warhol created the paintings using silkscreens to create a kind of 'assembly line' art. This toy attempts to simulate the false color and silkscreen effect digitally but really it's a thing all its own.



(via Neatorama)

[ Warhol Generator ]

Captain Haddock Insult Generator.

Captain Archibald Haddock is a character in the comic book series The Adventures of Tintin. Haddock usually is short-tempered and capable of infuriating actions. He uses strange or difficult words that are not offensive in themselves, but they sound like very strong insults.

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Evil Santa Generator.

Create your own Evil Santa by frantically moving your mouse over his face or use the game buttons to change the cartoon features one by one.



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Dyslexic Text Generator.

A text generator that sources its information from the Web. Creating new, original text, which is then broadcast, again, through the Internet. The goal is to question our capacity to read text which has been generated in a confused formation.

The generated narrative is both visual and poetic, relating directly to the non-linear, textual media that is the Internet.

[ Dyslexic Text Generator ]

GeoGreeting Generator.

The surface of the earth holds a message for you.
You just need to look a little closer...

Make your own GeoGreeting messages with this Google Maps mashup.

(via Ursi's Blog)

[ GeoGreeting Generator ]

Christmas Text Generator.

Hey, I know it's still a couple of weeks before Christmas but here's a generator that puts a specific Christmas text on a picture you can upload. There are 21 different fonts to choose from.



(thanks Martin)

[ Christmas Text Generator ]

Absolut Bottle Sign Generator.

The elegant Absolut bottle, seen in countless print ads and billboards, is now yours to customize!



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Sculpture Generator.

Create a sculpture from some predefined shapes. Resize, rotate and give it some color. When you're done, install your work of art into the museum.



[ Sculpture Generator ]

Drum Kit Band Name Generator.

Advertising your band's name on a drum kit was popularized by The Beatles, but is still cool today. Now you can do the same thing.



[ Drum Kit Band Name Generator ]

'I Heart' T-Shirt Sign Generator.

If you want to show the world who or what you love, then design yourself an 'I Heart' t-shirt!



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Reality TV Show Generator.

Are you a TV programme commissioner who's struggling to think up yet another reality TV show to bore millions of people with? Has your brain run dry? Do not fear, for you can create your next show with the Reality TV Show Generator.

(thanks Andy)

[ Reality TV Show Generator ]

Animated Wave Generator.

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Storefront Sign Generator.

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to have your own cozy little store or restaurant? Wonder no longer.



[ Storefront Sign Generator ]

Bilateral Thinking Puzzle Generator.

Q: A man is lying dead in a field. Next to him there is an unopened package. There is no other creature in the field. What happened?
A: He climbed on a block of ice which had since melted.

Q: A man died of thirst in his own home. Why?
A: An assassin punctured his water bed.

[ Bilateral Thinking Puzzle Generator ]