Pix Generator.

It's a guy from the 1800s.
You can caption him to say whatever you want.



(thanks heidegger)

[ Pix Generator ]

Ryan Terry's Portrait Machine Generator.

Answer some questions and the Portrait Machine will generate a painting (not really a portrait) based on your answers.



(thanks Faeleia)

[ Ryan Terry's Portrait Machine Generator ]

Screenplay Generator.

The Screenplay Generator uses an interview method to generate an outline for your story. Here's an example:

A lightbulb changer must overcome his fear of his shadow to stop a television ad exec who plans to shine spotlights at mirrors in space in order to keep the world awake to watch more tv.

[ Screenplay Generator ]

Concert Ticker Generator.

Now you never have to admit you missed the show.
Make your own virtual concert ticket.



[ Concert Ticket Generator ]

Simpsons Random Quote Generator.

* The girls of the internet. Ooh, I'd go online with them anyday!
* Hello? Operator! Give me the number for 911!
* A hundred bucks for a comic book? Who drew it, Michaelmelangelo?

[ Simpsons Random Quote Generator ]

Objection Generator.

Phoenix Wright is an attorney in the popular Nintendo DS game with the same name. Now, you can see it the way Phoenix Wright sees it.



Whatever you do, always object.
Here's an example.

(thanks Vroomfondel)

[ Objection Generator ]

Vinyl Record Generator.

Make your very own simulated stacks of wax! Just enter some text and click the 'Go' button. A picture of a record will be generated for you. Collect 'em, trade 'em, put 'em on your website, or e-mail 'em to your friends.



(thanks Josh)

[ Vinyl Record Generator ]

Hipster Tee Shirt Generator.

Generate your own Hipster Tee Shirt.



(via Back Up Off My Blog, Yo!)

[ Hipster Tee Shirt Generator ]

Prince Name Generator.

I shall henceforth be known as:
Lorenzo the Auspicious, Prince of Caraskold.

[ Prince Name Generator ]

Web Award Generator.

[ Web Award Generator ]

Tombstone Generator.

Another Tombstone Generator.



(via innings)

[ Tombstone Generator ]

Zidane Video Subtitle Generator.

What did Materazzi say to Zinedine Zidane that upset him? Was it really something about his sister's shirt? Write your own subtitles with the Zidane Video Subtitle Generator.

(thanks Andrei)

[ Zidane Video Subtitle Generator ]

Alcohol Abuse-Excuse Generator.

The Alcohol Abuse-Excuse Generator takes the most common rationalizations or 'excuses' for potentially harmful behavior and scrambles them up to create entirely new ones.

(thanks Keith)

[ Alcohol Abuse-Excuse Generator ]

Paranormal 8-Ball Mind Generator.

Hi my name is Igor from Vladivostok, Russia. Take a look at this paranormal 8-ball I made. Type a question which can be answered with a Yes or a No, press Enter and just follow the grey dot which appears on the screen.

Normally the grey dot should stay in the centre and should move very little. If it moves to the right the dot will become green (Yes) or if it moves to the left the dot becomes red (No). Have patience, within 5 till 60 seconds you should get an answer.

(thanks John)

[ Paranormal 8-Ball Mind Generator ]

Moving Truck Sign Generator.

Advertising on motor vehicles is a great way to get the word out about your company. Create your own moving advertisement today!



(thanks Linda)

[ Moving Truck Sign Generator ]

Mobster Threat Generator.

This is Lucky Luciano. You can make him say whatever you want. Make your threat.



[ Mobster Threat Generator ]

iPod Billboard Sign Generator.

Apple's iPod advertising campaign is extremely successful and eye-catching. Now you can customize your own Apple iPod billboard.



(thanks Linda)

[ iPod Billboard Sign Generator ]

How Gay Are You Generator.

Hi my name is Fu and this is my dog Bu. I'm astrologer from China. In China we use ancient chart to predict gender of child. Sometimes chart is wrong, but I discover in this case many children will be tommyboys and buttyboys.
My good friend Igor from Russia make computer model and put it on internet, so now you can all do the test and don't pay to visit me. I hope you enjoy and not forget also test your beloved one before marry, otherwise maybe big problem.

(thanks John)

[ How Gay Are You Generator ]

Threat-Down Generator.

As part of the Colbert Report, the 'Threat-Down' lists the top five threats to American security in an effort to keep America on its toes. Now you can create your own 'Threat-Down.'



(via innings)

[ Threat-Down Generator ]

Story Starter Generator.

The Story Starter is for writers who want ideas for novels, short stories, mysteries, tales of horror, science fiction adventures or silly stories using one of the 98,889,336 possible different story prompts that The Story Starter randomly generates.

The crying scientist boiled a potatoe in an abandoned toy store to corner the monster.

[ Story Starter Generator ]

Pickup Line Generator.

If you struggle to talk to hot and/or single girls, here's some help. With 1.3 billion sensual and seductive combos for your reading pleasure, the Pickup Line Generator will help you get a date and/or slapped.
Try saying:

Your sweet words amazes me, brighter than golden perfection. You deserve the best in life... but he ain't here honey, so how about it? or:

Your beautiful eyes sparkle, surer than flawless blossom. Here's my number, if a woman answers, just hang up.

(thank Brian)

[ Pickup Line Generator ]