In his latest book, 'More Information Than You Require,' author John Hodgman tells us of the deranged world below our own world of the strange naked-mole-rat-like people known enigmatically as 'The Mole-men,' and provides us with the oddly charming names of 700 of the Mole-men.
And now, here's your once-in-a-lifetime chance to find out what your very own Mole-Identity is! I'm Gustavo Wormherder, A Worm Herder, Like His Father Before Him.
[ Which Mole-Man Are You? ]