Willy Name Generator.

Every willy needs a name, but sometimes it's hard to find a name that will 'stand out.' Just click the shiny button until you find a name you like for your willy. Click as many times as you want, I guarantee you won't go blind.

I named my willy Commander Potent Sniper.

[ Willy Name Generator ]

Kanzler Generator.

The Kanzler - or chancellor - is the prime minister of Germany. This is a German site and rather out of date, but you can make funny random portraits, like these ones.


(thanks Barbara)

[ Kanzler Generator ]

Sick Clown Name Generator.

Some clowns are good and some are a little sick and wrong. Perhaps it's the rigors of the clown life. Or perhaps they were just born on the wrong side of Clown Town. If you've decided to slap on the makeup, pop on the nose, and unleash your inner clown on an unsuspecting world, we're here to help you get off on the right (giant) foot with a good, sick clown name.

My Sick Clown Name is Gutso Scabby Wrinkles.

[ Sick Clown Name Generator ]

Drug Name Generator.

Create a random drug name, like:

Syssolim, Cozonol, Solpreria, or Orazinta.

[ Drug Name Generator ]

Simpsons Character Generator.

To promote the launch of the first full-length Simpsons feature film, Burger King and Fox have created The Simpsonizer. Turn a photo of yourself into a Simpsons character. Use a closeup of your face with a minimum resolution of 640x480. Color only. Then follow the instructions.

Here's me as a Springfield resident.



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Postcard Generator.

Select a holiday scene, then upload a photo of your face and create a postcard of yourself as a lion-tamer, a spaceman, a toreador, etc. Then send it just like a real postcard, free of charge.

Here's me with my head to be bitten off.


(thanks m.c.)

[ Postcard Generator ]

Oakley Eyewear Generator.

Customize your own Oakley Eyewear. Choose a style, frame and lens color, and wether you want something etched in the glasses. I made this one and if you look closely, you can see Generator Blog etched inside.


(thanks hortig)

[ Oakley Eyewear Generator ]

Goth Name Generator.

Find out your Goth name.
Mine is 'Velvet Rain Drops.'

(thanks Suzanne)

[ Goth Name Generator ]

Simpsons Avatar Generator.

Ready to work some yellow magic?
Bring your own Simpsons character to life.
On the main page click on 'Create Your Simpsons Avatar' and follow the instructions.


(thanks T)

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Quick and Dirty B-Movie Plot Generator.

Generate a quick and dirty B-movie plot, like this one:

Jacob Wojciech Milloy is a hate-fuelled otherworldly opera singer with a knack for trouble. Ralina Daune Roy is a guitar-strumming mutant barmaid plagued by the memory of her family's brutal murder. And together, they must defuse a bomb in less than a day that's a thousand miles away.

(thanks Spring)

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Horoscope Generator.

Click on your sign and get your horoscope for today.


My horoscope says:

Tell that person you love them. You know who we're talking about. Wait! No, not him! Stop you fool! * Your sudden sweet tooth is probably a sign of impending doom. * Romance is very definitely in the air...wait, that's doughnuts. * That favorite coworker of yours secretly hates you.

[ Horoscope Generator ]

Htaccess Banning Generator.

The Htaccess banning generator creates the appropriate .htaccess code to ban visitor(s) from your site based on their IP address.

You can enter a partial IP address to catch all IP addresses that contain the partial IP within it. Separate each IP address with a line break, so each IP occupies its own line.

(thanks George)

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